2004 Jackson Showdown - Round 1 - Peter vs. Phil
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Peter Jackson
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Phil Jackson
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The now famous director of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
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Known AsEDGE - Peter
Sorry Phil. Maybe if you were Jewish we could have let that one slide. |
The buddhist coach of the L.A. Lakers
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Sean Astin, Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom…Were there any black people in Middle Earth?
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FriendsEDGE - Phil
At least these guys can get me some floor seats. |
Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Shaq…Are there any white people in the NBA?
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Do you have any idea how much money this guy must have? The second film alone made almost $1 Billion worldwide.
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AccomplishmentsEDGE - Phil
Sorry Peter, you are good and all, but there is only one man with this many NBA championships in the world. James Cameron still has your ass with Titanic. |
Lets see - he has coached his team to the NBA Champtionship series 9 times. He won every time.
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Morbid obesity - you are really really fat
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Afflicted WithEDGE - Phil
Being a fatass is not as impressive as it used to be. |
Narcolepsy - you fall asleep without control
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“New Zealand is not a small country but a large village.”
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Catch PhraseEDGE - Peter
Wow. What a couple of tools. We’ll give this one to Peter since it doesn’t matter anyway. |
“If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.”
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WINNER - Da Coach bested the director 3-2. I would like to wish you good luck in Round 2 Phil. You will need it. You will be up against either a general or a president. Tough competition. The winner of round 2 will go on to face Michael in the semifinals.
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