2004 Jackson Showdown - Round 1 - Randy vs. Samuel L.
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Randy Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson
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Played with Journey, Record Executive, Producer, American Idol Judge, dog.
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Known AsEDGE - Samuel L.
Friends with Steve Perry? OUCH. |
That angry black guy from Pulp Fiction, that angry black guy from Die Hard 3, that angry black guy from SWAT, that angry black guy from….
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Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken, dog.
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FriendsEDGE - Randy
I only wish I could sit that close to Paula Abdul on a regular basis. |
The leading role white guy whom he does not identify with but bonds to out of hardship or necessity.
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Has worked on over a thousand gold and platinum albums, dog.
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AccomplishmentsEDGE - Randy
The Oscar would have done it for you. Maybe you should skip the angry black man and try the black man who overcomes adversity in a non-violent way. |
NAACP award, BAFTA award, Berlin Film Festival Silver Bear, Independent Spirit Award. Something is missing here Sammy.
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Overcame morbid obesity. Still afflicted with overdogacitis, dog.
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Afflicted WithEDGE - Samuel L.
This vote sponsored by the National Support a Crackhead Foundation. |
Admitted to 1980’s crack addiction. Join the club.
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“Yo dog, I’m just not feelin’ you dog.”
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Catch PhraseEDGE - Samuel L.
I don’t think so dog. |
“I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ motherf*cker, motherf*cker!”
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WINNER - Movies defeats music in this down to the wire battle. Sorry dog, better luck next time. Click here for an updated bracket.
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