Shaq seen attacking southern Florida. Godzilla unavailable for comment.
So the big ape finally leaves the Lakers. We knew it had to happen sometime. The rapist needs the full spotlight in L.A. anyway. Shaq returns to Florida, where he has kept a residence ever since he was traded to the Lakers. This time he will play for Miami.
Shaq was Traded for basically half of the Heat’s players and their 1st round draft pick. It doesn’t matter though. Even in his old age, Shaq is going to put up the numbers. Plus he has Marquette alum Dwyane Wade to back him up. Look out for Miami in ‘05.
