Let’s Get Ready to Rummmmmble!!!
During football season, there is another professional sport going on. Many of us forget about it. It is called the NBA. They play basketball. It is a pretty interesting game, but arena and TV attendance and has been slumping. Well not anymore, because you never know when a fight will break out!
Former Chicago Bull, Ron Artest (5 legitimate capitals in a row!), along with Ben Wallace, Stephen Jackson, Jermaine O’Neal and a bunch of other thugs were suspended after brawling with eachother, and even the audience! This happened in Detroit (duh!) a few days ago against the Pacers. Artest was suspended for an NBA record 55 games through the rest of the season without pay. The fight render over 140 games in suspensions and who knows how much in lost salary. (Artest’s share was $5 million). I can’t wait for the lawsuits. I need to start going to games. Maybe I can get punched and get some of that NBA money. You hear me Hinrich? I am now your worst nightmare!!!
November 22nd, 2004 at 1:29 pm
November 22nd, 2004 at 1:30 pm
Well he wasn’t allowed time off to promote his rap album, so what would you do?
http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3153548
November 22nd, 2004 at 1:56 pm
Just goes to show you can take the boy out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the boy.
May I suggest starting a list of ghetto thugs who made it big but could not keep their ghetto ass out of trouble.
To start with
Ricky Williams (On one hand millions of dollars and all the white women you want, on the other a pound of weed, he chose the weed)
Rick James (Duh)
R. Kelley (I’ll piss on you, yes I will, I really will, I’ll pee on you)
Orenthal “The Bus Driving Murderer” (AKA OJ Simpson. Suspect the wife of cheating, someone’s got to go!)
Bobby Brown (Nothing takes the edge off like beating your wife!)
That is all I got right now, any I missed?
November 22nd, 2004 at 1:57 pm
Of course…
Mike Tyson (Major little dick complex)