Andrew vs. Stonewall
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Andrew Jackson
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Stonewall Jackson
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President
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Highest OfficeEDGE - Andrew
Sorry Stonewall. Maybe if the south would have won you would have been in higher office. |
Confederate General
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Old Hickory
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NicknameEDGE - Stonewall
When you are more commonly known by your nickname than your real name, you win. |
Tom Fool Jackson, Old Blue Light, oh yeah….and Stonewall
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War of 1812 hero, first elected president of the Democratic party. Died of old age at 78.
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War and DeathEDGE - Stonewall
One of the greatest American military minds ever. And an amputee…that’s hot. |
West Point grad, Mexican war vet and military professor. Shot and killed by his own troops.
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We still see his ugly mug every day on our $20 bill.
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Lasting PowerEDGE - Andrew
$500 confederate is like $100 Canadian, which is like $3.50 USD. |
He was on the Confederate $500, but everyone remembers Robert E. Lee before Stonewall.
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“No one need think that the world can be ruled without blood. The civil sword shall and must be red and bloody.”
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Catch PhraseEDGE - Andrew
Violence or sobriety? Hmmmm……. |
“My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health.”
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WINNER - Andrew Jackson. You had me until I found out you didn’t drink Stoney. Everyone knows a good leader likes to get hammered. Take GWB for example!
Updated bracket is below. |
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December 10th, 2004 at 5:17 pm
You made no mention of the fact the even though he was a General, he was always on the battlefield riding his horse around. He just loved to kill
December 10th, 2004 at 5:17 pm
What is this dumb crap you ask? Well It all started back in 2003 with the Battle of the Moore’s (last item). Then came the Battle of The Dursts (second item).
Some how, a tournament of people named Jackson (2nd item) was formed. After Peter and Phil (last item) squared off, Randy and Samuel L. (last item) came soon after. Then they just kind of stopped. Certain bastards just won’t let it die, so I am going to finish it.
Here’s to you, Lauman and Weber! You douchebags.
December 13th, 2004 at 10:32 am
Woo hoo, I win! I shall continue to get my poop here. Cheers to the editors and staff of Blatti.net.
Personally I can’t wait for the showdown between Bo and The Reverend. How will the sheer number of illegitimate children weigh on the coming showdown?
December 15th, 2004 at 12:37 pm
Now for the big question… Will the “2004″ Battle of the Jackson actually be completed in 2004?
December 15th, 2004 at 3:48 pm
Finally!!!
December 16th, 2004 at 10:51 am
How come you have all the whites on one side of the bracket and all the blacks on the other side of the bracket? Are you some kind of racist? Hmmmm?
December 16th, 2004 at 11:12 am
That is not true, Michael is clearly NOT WHITE! Speaking on behalf of the white race, we in no way claim Michael Jackson as one of our own. Last I checked Michael is Black(ish). We do, however, claim Colon Powell.
December 17th, 2004 at 10:44 am
It’s not racism. Jesse told me I had to ensure an african american would make the finals. A segregated bracket was the only way to accomplish this.
And it will be finished in 2004. Any suggestions for the 2005 showdown?