Alan vs. Jacko
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Alan Jackson
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Name
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Michael Jackson
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Second biggest country artist of the 1990’s.
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Known forEDGE - JackoPlaying second fiddle to Garth Brooks? I have accomplished more in my life.
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The best selling artist in pop music history.
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“Remember When”, Little Man”, “Gone Crazy”
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SongsEDGE - JackoSorry Alan, that is the best sentence I can come up with using your songs. I can see why you were Garth Brook’s bitch.
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“Give Into Me”, “In the Closet” and “Scream”.
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Nothing. Nada. Zero. Squeaky clean bastard even married his high school sweetheart.
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ScandalEDGE - JackoNot even a triple homicide on a drunken rampage in your F-150 could help you here Alan.
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Accused multiple times of child molestation and intoxicating minors with his “Jesus Juice”.
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Rockin’ the mullet and proud of it. Skynrd Rules!!!!
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HairEDGE - AlanSupercuts special gets my vote.
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From afro, to geri-curled greasy mess, one thing remains. You actually have a hairdresser.
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“Ten years ago I was driving a forklift at the Kmart warehouse and nobody was screaming at me then. I guess it’s the magic of show business.”
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QuoteEDGE - JackoIt hurts to be you? I bet it hurts even more to be one of the little boys you raped.
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“…I am one of the loneliest people on this earth. I cry sometimes, because it hurts. It does. To be honest, I guess you could say that it hurts to be me.”
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WINNER - Michael Jackson. Alan never really had a chance. His only selling point is the mullet and it shows. Can anyone defeat the Great Jacko?
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