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I have not done my fair share of sports news this year. The steroids scandal is laughable. Baseball players use steroids. If you didn’t know this and pull the “Those guys are supposed to be role models for my kids” b.s. then you are a jag-bag. Professional athletes are here for your entertainment, that’s all. Next time Terell Owens or Randy Moss does something stupid in the end zone after a touchdown, don’t get mad. Laugh at them. They are funny. Yeah they may get rich doing it, but so many people watch them that only a fraction of your dollar goes into their pockets. And that is a pretty good deal.

And now NHL news. Oh yeah - they aren’t playing. Well I fell bad for the 10,000 true fans out there and for the wives in Minnesota and North Dakota where domestic violence is surely on the rise, but no one else really cares. And there is always basketball. The NBA has pretty much just become a televised pickup game, where most of the players are doing drug deals before the game and drive-bys afterward. Again - just laugh. And teach your kids that if they want to look up to and become like one of these jackasses, they can. But money isn’t everything. And most of those guys will end up broke and even dumber than they were when they started

Anyway, in much more important news, Mike Piazza has put those rumors of gayness to rest, announcing that he is marrying (top item) Playboy Playmate and Baywatch “star” Whatshername Whogivesacrap.

Why is this important you ask? Hmmm. I guess it isn’t at all. Just stare at the funny picture.

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