Our “Special” President gets sworn in for his second term
I know everyone is excited today. Who wouldn’t be on inauguration day. From this day forward, we will have George W. Bush to guide us into prosperity! Oh wait, he was at the helm for the last four years, and about the only thing he guided was the Jack Daniels down his gullet. But this time it will be different! Well will be invading Iran this term, and that those crazy cabinet posts will come with bright shining new faces!
Hmm….I wonder why so many new faces. Could it be they disagree with the way Bush is headed? Perhaps they, being in such high positions, know some things the rest of us don’t. Or maybe they just want to go into the private sector for more money! I mean they have seen what kind of frugal decisions go into those contracts. If the American people (yes, that is OUR money) are willing to shell out all of this money to waste with no repercussions, why not? If we don’t get some honest johns in Washington soon that money is going to dry up and we will be another has-been country. Unfortunately the desire to hoard power and money is human. MAybe I can kill two birds with one stone. I will invent a supercomputer that will govern all of us. It will be trustworthy, and I will make tons of money from the last overpaid government contact! John Connor will never take out my SkyNet!!!
Anyway, here is my graphical interpretation of the inauguration:
January 20th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
At least we have you to give us the truth! I will help you win the war against John Conner, I have studied him for several years. Bring it on Linda. (T3 was so dumb, I do not believe Sarah is dead)