Who needs food when you have nuclear weapons?
Those crazy North Koreans and their nuclear ambitions! Kim Jongy Jong has finally publicized that DPRK has nuclear weapons and is going to abandon talks about dismantling their nuclear program. Surprisingly, the world “regrets” the fact that they have decided to abandon nuclear talks. Well most of the world “regrets”. No regret here. Did you expect something different? Haven’t we learned that diplomacy with crazy dictators doesn’t work? All they are doing is moving up the “soon to be a democracy” hit list. Hope you enjoy shopping at the Gap North Koreans! Maybe you aren’t next, but soon. It will be coming soon.
February 14th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Speaking on behalf of American taxpayers everywhere, it would be much more cost effective to “Democra-size” other nations following what I like to call the “Asphalt Doctrine”. (Pronounced Ass-Fault e.g. Your ass, your fault). Essentially the Asphalt Doctrine is, when we encounter a punk-ass regime, nuke their entire country into a parking lot and wait for a new government to emerge. I estimate this strategy would save the US many billions and countless GIs. Smoke em’ if you got em.