Is everyone this retarded?
Kelly’s family comes over and tells me there is a note on my car. Being convinced that all the people in my building are petty and have nothing better to do than watch me like a hawk and criticize every action, I knew that this note was going to be funny. It completely exceeded my expectations. The general vibe of the note was that I wasn’t parked far enough forward in my spot. As expected, punctuation was horrible and the double underlining appeared under words that needed no emphasis. Everything was spelled properly, so it was a small step above what I am used to dealing with. As you guessed, I was parked dead center in my spot, and the person who wrote me the note decided to park over the line, assumedly in some sort of pseudo-retarded attempt at teaching me a lesson. It was so funny I had to take a picture. Note the amount of room behind my car, in combination with the room left behind his/her/its car. Click it for a large version. (Note - Their car looks deformed because it is a compilation of two pictures)
So many ideas of how to respond ran through my head, but between the shock, the laughter, and the knowledge that my witty response would be over the head of whoever wrote me this note, I said nothing. Now at least I will get a laugh every time I see these people. It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
- Doug
April 12th, 2005 at 8:02 am
I think they are in love with you and attempting to start a conversation that will lead to unconditional love one day.
April 12th, 2005 at 9:17 am
speaking of retarded neighbors, i’ve been hearing a puppy barking outside of my window lately. i peeked through my blinds to see what was going on, and saw a puppy on a leash that was going into a window in the building next door. eventually the girl inside opened the window, leaned out and picked up the dog to bring it back inside, obviously being too lazy to just take the dog for a walk.
April 12th, 2005 at 9:18 am
maybe i should get a picture too
April 12th, 2005 at 2:19 pm
I know of a certain 21′ long hill billy limo that needs to drop by and show these people what “parking in your space” is really about. Here is the plan, I come over to live with you for one week while leaving big blue in a “compact only” spot