Oh No! Hans Brix!
So Iran like totally broke the seals on their uranium enrichment plant this week, and Bush and Condi were like “we totally saw that”. And then Iran was like, “we just want to enrich our unranium for civilian purposes”. And we were like “We have heard that one before, we know you are going to make some nuclear weapons.” And Iran’s like “OMG we are SO not going to do that”. So Condi is like “Yes you are and I’m telling the UN on you!” And Iran started freaking out and said “if you don’t trust us and try to send over you IAEA inspectors, we are totally not letting them in.” Se we were all like “Fine then, we will impose diplomatic sanctions on you! And Germany is not talking to you anymore either!”
January 13th, 2006 at 11:38 am
I wonder how Dubya feels when “diplomatic sanctions” have to be imposed….I think it is probably like a child who is grounded and on the virge of being able to go out and play again….only with an army and nuclear weapons.
He has to be chomping at the bit.