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So Tricky Dick has moved up on my favorite list. He was out hunting quail the other day when he thought to himself, “Hey, that looks like some fantastic fowl!” He aims his trusty Winchester true and fires! It is a direct hit.

Oh wait, it was actually some other guy he shot. A lawyer. And then he had a heart attack. (the lawyer, not Dick).

UPDATE: Dick has taken full responsibility for the shooting. Contrary to popular belief, he was not in fact, drunk. He did however admit to inhaling paint and listening to G.G. Allin (I suggest you don’t click that) before the incident. C’mon people - this sort of thing could happen to any of us.

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