“Wifely Expectations”
Travis Frey of Iowa could possibly be a lock for man of the year. And it is only February. This guy had a contract for his wife, that held specific “expectations” about her clothing, hygiene and sexual activities. Read it yourself (NSFW) here.

Wait a minute. Perhaps I spoke a little early on this “Man of the Year” thing. By fullfilling said expectations she would earn “good behavior days”, or GBDs, which she could then use to free herself from his requests. Also, she never even signed the contract. Oh yeah, he was charged with possesion of child pornography too. Well that went downhill fast. It has been quite some time, but I am going to give this guy “Assclown of the Week”. Thanks TSG for another quality find!

February 22nd, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Wow. Wow…what else do you say. He must have had a normal childhood.
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 pm
If you notice on page 3 under “Dressing” he says…..
“All skirts no lower than 2 inches below the knee (unless it’s for Church)”
February 23rd, 2006 at 8:38 am
ha! doesn’t mancow always brag about how he did something similar with his wife?
hmmmmm………………… mancow with child pornagraphy?
February 23rd, 2006 at 8:41 am
Greg, go get XM. Maybe you can trade something for it. Some stem cells perhaps.