What Would Jesus Play?

I thought I had seen it all, but alas I had not. Let us read from the Book of Dumbass, Chapter 3, Verse 22.

“And a dumbass shall come forth and combine thine iPod and thine divinity for profit.”

iBelieve

I wonder who long it will take someone to paint this red, invert it, fill it with heavy metal music and sell it as the “iSatan”. (patent pending)

3 Responses to “What Would Jesus Play?”

  1. Gomer Says:

    Just ordered mine!!! Audio salvation is on the way!!!

  2. Gomer Says:

    Also…you damn sellout…What’s with all this other crap on your site…Come on ads by google…yuck!!!

  3. blatti Says:

    hey someone has to pay the hosting fees!

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