Cigarette Suspected in Cruise Ship Fire
Apparently police are searching for a Jamacian arsonist. This “cigarette”, presumed to be a member of the Cannibus Familia, a local crime syndicate, is wanted for questioning by the Jamacian authorities. Eyewitness testimony suggests that the suspect is short, skinny and white. The suspect is also know to go by the aliases, “pinner”, “preemo” and “stuffed toothpick”. After setting the blaze, the suspect seemed to “vanish into thin air”, according to an area janitor who was on his lunch break at the time of the incident. Police have warned the public to not approach the suspect, as he is believed to be still lit and tracking like a mutha. If you see the suspect, you are encouraged to call the police tip line @ 1-800-CATCH-A-J. Click the picture below for the whole story.
