Chinese Baby Born With 3 Arms
The Chinese have succeeded at their initial attempt to develop a 3 armed baby. They theorize that the third arm will offer a 50% increase in manufacturing output, resulting in lower prices for you, the consumer!
Hold on a second - I just got a report in saying that this was not a planned attempt, but in fact a birth defect. Chinese doctors claim that both of the left arms are underdeveloped and at this time they are unable to determine which one should be removed. Freak accident or manufacturing prodigy / 3-sword weilding warrior, which do you believe? You can’t fool me China. I’ve got my eye on you.
June 1st, 2006 at 4:16 pm
maybe they can replace the black guy from “Total Recall” with this baby
June 1st, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Benny! Man I got 10 kids to feed….
June 1st, 2006 at 4:19 pm
June 6th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Sounds like something i’d read on The Crafty Asian. I remember when I was young during the cold war, the Chinese were manufacturing baby’s with pocket calculators atached. My grandfather couldn’t believe it because he thought it was empressive during WWII when the Japanese were born with an abacus attached to their forearm.
June 6th, 2006 at 8:16 am
Apparently, the Baby’s third arm was removed. I suspect the arm will grow back a whole baby.
June 6th, 2006 at 10:36 am
its vishnu! our savior is reborn!