Brian Rodgers of Midland Texas is another hero for the blatti.net books. He somehow got his hands on Bush2004.com as the president and his supporters failed to pick it up. Rodgers bought the domain for $8,000.

Of course since Mr. Rodgers isn’t actually a Bush supporter, you can imagine that the Bush campaign is interested in buying the site now. Rodgers had turned down offers for up to $135,000 for the domain name. Why would he do that you ask? Is he waiting for more money? Oh no. “He’s a sorry son of a bitch and I’ll do anything I can to bring him down”, says Rodgers.

Here’s to you Mr. Domain Name Squatter Guy!

The 9/11 commission was partially designed to “dispel” they “myths” surrounding the events of 9/11. So we have lying politicians spending tax dollars to make a commission so they can lie about the lies they told?

Bush used the fact that Saddam and Osama were working together as a reason to invade Iraq. Now we know that there is no “credible evidence” that they worked together. And why aren’t we holding Bush accountable? Well it was bad intelligence, of course!

Remind me again why our multi-billion dollar operation can’t find a single man hiding in the hills? I can’t wait until election time when he is “captured”. Who wants to take bets on who the boogie man will be then?

Everyone was surprised, and few were disappointed last night when the Pistons trounced the Lakers 100-87. The score is not very representative of the game. The Lakers were down by 23 at the end of the 3rd and by as much as 27 . Detroit had control of the series early and never let up. They even held the Lakers to 68 points in game 3, defeating them by 20. Ahhh – it is good to see the Lakers lose. Phil Jackson does not get his 10th ring, and more importantly, Karl Malone will never have one.

Mr. Ronald Reagan. Perhaps the last great American President. Thank you for all that you have done for this country. I wish we had leaders who could fill your shoes. I remember the day when American Politics was not such a slap in the face of the American people. We will never be the same without you. For more info on Ronald Reagan, our fortieth president, click here. For a 800×600 desktop pic of the above, click here.

Another day, another B-lister goes down for DUI, another bottle of Jameson jets photoshopped at blatti.net.

David “Don’t Call me Michael” Hasselhoff got pinched over the weekend for suspicion of driving while intoxicated. Hasselhoff is best known in the United States for his hit television shows Baywatch and Knight Rider. In Europe, he is best known for his music. Some also speculate that he is in fact the Antichrist.

No matter how you know him, you can be sure of one thing; he would never do anything wrong. He is a role model for children. Therefore we have to assume that it is not only acceptable, but noble to drink and drive.

Get your oversized American ass back behind the wheel of your Hummer H2. OPEC decided to add another 2 million barrels a day to their output.

What does that mean for me you might ask? Well it is very simple. An increased supply should bring about a fall in prices in crude oil. By the time most of those savings are squirreled away by the oil companies amid “terrorism concerns”, you might see a 5 cent dip at the pump.

And come November, you best remember who got you that 5 cent break.

Well I have seen some bonehead maneuvers in my day, and this one ranks up there with the best of them.

Some guy in Hong Kong decided to pull a Mary Poppins out of this apartment window this morning. To his surprise, his “magic” umbrella did not carry him to safety. He ended up in the hospital as a result.

The man claims he was trying to escape his microwave, which was about to explode. And of course followed his natural reaction of grabbing an umbrella and jumping out the window. Apparently the alternatives of unplugging it or running down the stairs were just too risky.

The postings are back! I have been very busy and apologize for my absence. On that note…

Great news everybody! Oil is going back up again! If you are like me, you are sick of getting change back from your $100 bill at the gas station. Soon you problems will be gone!

What a bunch of crap. I mean why the hell are we over there anyway? I assure you it is not because we care about the Iraqi people! Lets see some progress already. Stop building schools and hospitals and start making refineries damnit!