So the big ape finally leaves the Lakers. We knew it had to happen sometime. The rapist needs the full spotlight in L.A. anyway. Shaq returns to Florida, where he has kept a residence ever since he was traded to the Lakers. This time he will play for Miami.

Shaq was Traded for basically half of the Heat’s players and their 1st round draft pick. It doesn’t matter though. Even in his old age, Shaq is going to put up the numbers. Plus he has Marquette alum Dwyane Wade to back him up. Look out for Miami in ‘05.

My service cuts out. Days go by and I decide to call them. According to them, the problem was obvious; I cancelled my service. That’s strange, I don’t recall doing that. No problem, they will just hook it back up right?

Well they are going to have to treat it as a new install. The new going monthly rate is $13 more a month than I have paid in the past, and I will have to pay that, as I am a “new customer” after all. But since they are so nice, they will waive the installation fee for me! Sounds to good to be true doesn’t it.

After all my arguing and talking to managers, they are going to hook it back up and charge me the old rate. But unfortunately, they can’t do it immediately because my account is in bad standing. Apparently I forgot to return my cable modem when I “cancelled” my service.

Argh. What a bunch of BS. Be careful kids, you may be next! Looks like I am not the only person who has a bone to pick with Comcast.

As expected, Stetven Keaton named his son, Alex P. Keaton as his running mate.

These guys are as different from each other as democrats can get (except for the fact that they are filthy rich of course). One is a northern liberal, the other a southern moderate. Covers the voter base pretty well I’d say.

If you recall, Kerry and Edwards were quite against each other in the primaries. Apparently they have settled their differences. Well played hippies. Well Played.