With my current obsession with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, this was my first thought.
Off the top rope brother!!!!!
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From: Secretary
to: Staff
Subject: Absence Report
Mary @ Blackbaud meeting in Vienna, Switzerland
KathyK – working at home today, checking voice/email thru out the day, can be reached at XXX-XXX-XXXX or cell at XXX-XXX-XXXX
Jen – working at home XXX-XXX-XXXX
Colleen – Vacation
Barb – Out
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From: Boss
to: Staff
I’m pretty sure that Mary is NOT in Switzerland!
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From: Secretary
to: Staff
Subject: Absence Report
Boss @ Blackbaud meeting in Vienna, Switzerland
Mary out – Charleston
Kathy K – working at home today, checking voice/email thru out the day, can be reached at XXX-XXX-XXXX or cell at XXX-XXX-XXXX
Jen – working at home XXX-XXX-XXXX
Colleen – Vacation
Barb – Out
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From: Boss
To: Staff
No I’m not at a Blackbaud meeting in Vienna, Switzerland (is there such a place?)?
I’m in the office at U of C until early afternoon then leaving for Vienna, Austria later today.
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From: Secretary
to: Staff
Subject: Absence Report
Boss is at his U of C Office this morning will be leaving this afternoon for the ESMO meeting in Vienna, Switzerland
Mary out – Charleston
Kathy K – working at home today, checking voice/email thru out the day, can be reached at XXX-XXX-XXXX or cell at XXX-XXX-XXXX
Jen – working at home XXX-XXX-XXXX
Colleen – Vacation
Barb – Out
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From: Boss
To: Staff
Vienna, Austria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Secretary
to: Staff
Subject: Absence Report
Boss is at his U of C Office this morning will be leaving this afternoon for the ESMO meeting in Vienna, Austria
Mary out – Charleston
KathyK – working at home today, checking voice/email thru out the day, can be reached at XXX-XXX-XXXX or cell at XXX-XXX-XXXX
Jen – working at home XXX-XXX-XXXX
Colleen – Vacation
Barb – Out
Sorry Everyone, I know this is correct now. Secretary
Oh glorious day. The top TWO stories on cnn.com are related to flu shots. That’s right – flu shots. Obviously the greatest crisis to hit the world today. What a joke. Has it really come down to this? How many people are affected by flu shots? Slightly less than those affected by gay marriage I would guess – another top priority. When it comes to important things, like the economy for example, these two have no idea what to do. One says don’t vote for him, look how bad he screwed up, and the other says don’t vote for him, or the terrorists will win!
So who do you vote for? 4 more years of a screwed up economy and lack of flu shots, or terrorism? Now that is a choice! Vote in the comments section.
Now that horseface Kerry is done with his first humiliation of the rare texas bush monkey, it is time for the battle of the wanna-bees. Nothing livens up my weeknight like a good ol’ fashioned vice-presidential debate.
Dr. Evil and Jack Tripper will be hitting the airwaves at 8 p.m. CST from scenic Cleveland, Ohio. I think this will be a fairly interesting debate. A lawyer, and a Washington insider going head to head. I’m not sure who the devil is rooting for. My favorite part is that the candidates will be seated during the debate. The Republicans say it is because Edwards’ experience as an attorney. Allowing him to stand, will give him an advantage, putting him in his element and allowing him to use body language that he has mastered to command the audience. Personally, I think it is just because Cheney is just too lazy to stand.
A few more photoshops to last me through the weekend….
Remember this crappy 8-bit game?
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I have no idea what happened here.
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Jack o’ Lantern, Jacko Lantern – what is the difference?
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