Those crazy North Koreans and their nuclear ambitions! Kim Jongy Jong has finally publicized that DPRK has nuclear weapons and is going to abandon talks about dismantling their nuclear program. Surprisingly, the world “regrets” the fact that they have decided to abandon nuclear talks. Well most of the world “regrets”. No regret here. Did you expect something different? Haven’t we learned that diplomacy with crazy dictators doesn’t work? All they are doing is moving up the “soon to be a democracy” hit list. Hope you enjoy shopping at the Gap North Koreans! Maybe you aren’t next, but soon. It will be coming soon.
Jesus has returned! And just as prophecized, he has revealed himself as a pattern in Juan Pastrano’s frying pan. Sinners repent! Judgment day is upon us!! Juan spotted the image in the pan and it trying to “decide” wether or not to sell it. Hmmmm. I am going to go out on a limb and say that he in fact will sell it. Maybe I will buy it – then I can create as many jesus-grilled-cheese sandwiches as I could eat!
