Step 1.) Release old videos of you acting like a tool on the internet.

Step 2.) Complete one or all of the following:

• Create a website to market some blazin’ gear.
• Get a cameo on a current video of someone else acting like a tool (make sure to retain your orginial “blaze”).
• Collect underpants.

Step 3.) Profit.

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What’s that you say? Blazin’ Hazen is your new favorite artist, but you are looking for something a little more “hard core”? Well my friends, you are in luck.

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I won’t put myself up on a pedestal with the Average Homeboy. However, I’m a microphone, 4-channel mixer, casio keyboard, and a learning disability short of being able to compete on this level.

I know what you are thinking….Is there room for another white rapper at the top? Vanilla Ice’s “To the Extreme” hasn’t left my CD player since ‘90, and recently someone mentioned that some guy named “M&M’s” is all the rage with the kids these days. Anyhoo, Average Homeboy Blazin’ Denny Hazen has it all. The rhymes, the look, and the drive to succeed. Without further adieu….

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