I have been shooting with the same blade putter for as long as I can remember. I have also been putting poorly for as long as I can remember.

I read an article in Golf Digest that said to drastically change your putter to break your bad habits. Let’s hope it works. It got just about the largest and most obnoxious putter available, the Odyssey SRT Tri-Ball. I was hitting it very well at the store, but I’ll have to wait a few months to use it on the course. Look out Jen!

It must have been 6 months ago when I moved into my “new” house. Of course there are tons of loose ends to tie up….still. I dedicated some time Sunday and Monday to take care of a couple of them.

All of our movies were still in boxes on Sunday morning. I got some drywall screws and some stock shelving and went to work. I bought some sawhorses, and finally had a chance to use the circular saw I got from Kelly’s parents for Christmas. It has a laser guide, which I’m not sure how I lived without. The shelves turned out well and we alphabetized our movies, from “Air Force One” to “Who’s Harry Crumb“. We’ll see how long that lasts.

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Monday night was the entertainment center night. Behind it was a hideous mess of cables. With the computer, cable box, PS2, TV, receiver, etc., there was at least 2 or 3 cords. I finally fed them all through the proper channels in the TV stand and velcro’ed up all the extra. I also added some new speaker stands I bought and got my Harmony remote working properly (with the help of Logitech level 2 tech support). Tim recommended this remote to me and it works great. It uses macros so that all of your equipment will power up and go to the proper settings with the touch of one button. I haven’t had to use another remote since.

And as you can see, Lucy kept he eye on the neighborhood punks outside to make sure they weren’t up to any hijinks. Those crazy kids with their rap music and their crystal meth.

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Γειάσου φίλοι, How’s you rash? I know its been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I totally cheesed that I can post at Blatti.net. And now, Blatti.net is changing forever and I feel like I pissed away a fantastic opportunity. Like when you’re partyin’ like a rap star and mackin’ on fine, big booty hoes. You just know your ****’ll be wet by the end of the night, but then you get really hello drunk and pass out on the front lawn. That happened to me one time, and when I woke up all the chicks were out cold or covered in vommit. This kind of reminds me of that.

I’m with you on this surroundedbystupid.com move; I always feel like everywhere I go, when I get there, its filled with stupid people. How the hell did all those gotards know where I was going. Anyway, I thought of a great tagline for the site, “Welcome to the Stupid Nucleus”. Wait… if you go with the butt one, I think this might be better, “The kernel of wit in a bowel of chromosome defects”.

That new logo is soooowheat, bro. It catches your eye like a three-legged dog on Northwest Highway. I can’t wait to start posting over there, unless the waters in lake Weber start rising again and I have to take care of business. Yo Blatti, tell the site administrator to use the left half of that picture for my post header. Ok internet worldians, God speed on your journey to surroundedbystupid.com. If you make over there, we can party like rap stars together. Only this time there is no way I’m passing out on the lawn.

Swayze…

It’s official. Blatti.net is coming down like the Berlin wall. I have been contemplating a change for quite some time. The new website is going to be surroundedbystupid.com. This name comes from the feeling that I get every day when I realize how stupid people are. I (and most of you) are merely small islands of intelligence in a sea of retards. All the blatti.net content, dating back to 2003, will be cleaned of blatti.net references and inserted to surroundedbystupid.com. The layout of the new site will be pretty similar, with most of the changes occuring on the individual post display. I will be integrating tags, and borrowing a lot of design elements from Jen. I am hoping with the new site I will be able to get some more authors and provide more content.

This new interface will work really well with multiple authors. An example post is seen below. I haven’t got the tagline for the new site yet. The one for blatti.net is up top, “Pleasing half of the people, none of the time.” If you want to throw in any suggestions, do so in the comments. Keep your eye open for the new site and I’ll see you there.

I stood up in a couple of weddings last month (you know who you are). I never thought I would actually use my cameraphone, but it does come in handy sometimes. Here are two great examples (and a good excuse to show off the new WP plugin, Lightbox JS)

Happy Jeebus is way, way, way too creepy.

The Chinese have succeeded at their initial attempt to develop a 3 armed baby. They theorize that the third arm will offer a 50% increase in manufacturing output, resulting in lower prices for you, the consumer!

Hold on a second – I just got a report in saying that this was not a planned attempt, but in fact a birth defect. Chinese doctors claim that both of the left arms are underdeveloped and at this time they are unable to determine which one should be removed. Freak accident or manufacturing prodigy / 3-sword weilding warrior, which do you believe? You can’t fool me China. I’ve got my eye on you.