Travis Frey of Iowa could possibly be a lock for man of the year. And it is only February. This guy had a contract for his wife, that held specific “expectations” about her clothing, hygiene and sexual activities. Read it yourself (NSFW) here.

Wait a minute.  Perhaps I spoke a little early on this “Man of the Year” thing. By fullfilling said expectations she would earn “good behavior days”, or GBDs, which she could then use to free herself from his requests. Also, she never even signed the contract.  Oh yeah, he was charged with possesion of child pornography too. Well that went downhill fast. It has been quite some time, but I am going to give this guy “Assclown of the Week”. Thanks TSG for another quality find!

For those of you unaware, there is a large land mass that exists between Los Angeles and New York. In this area, we have divisions called “states”. One of those “states” is called Illinois. Here is it’s story.

Illinois’ Mafia boss, umm, I mean former Governor and Secretary of State, George H. Ryan, was just indicted on oh, about 22 counts. They included conspiracy, racketeering and tax fraud.

Apparently these so-called “crimes”, also known as “daily operations” to most politicians, are illegal to perform. I mean don’t they write the laws? You would think they would put in provisions so that they wouldn’t have to abide by them.

Mr. Ryan is up for the Nobel Peace Prize for emptying the Illinois Death Row. He has also now won the Blatti.net Assclown of the week award. Congratulations. Here’s to you Mr. Corrupt Politician.

Ok, here it is. Joe Horn should be proud. He was the first. I am sure I will set up voting for this award, or make a “Hall of Shame” with all the weekly winners or something like that. This is likely to occur sometime before 2010.

If you would like to throw in your two cents on how this should be handled, email assclown@blatti.net.

If you would like to see a pictures of people puking, click here.

Just when you thought showboating and excessive celebration couldn’t get any dumber, Joe Horn steps in. Personally, I am glad. Terell Owens just wasn’t annoying enough for me.

After Horn’s second of four touchdowns, a teamate grabbed a cell phone out of the goal post padding and handed it to Horn, who proceeded to make a call. I would like to present you with the “Assclown of the Week” award. I will get to work on the logo.