Weird Al is just one of those guys who just consistenly produces. Here is his parody of Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’ Dirty”.

Good luck with the new album “Straight Outta Lynwood” which hits stores Tuesday.

I stood up in a couple of weddings last month (you know who you are). I never thought I would actually use my cameraphone, but it does come in handy sometimes. Here are two great examples (and a good excuse to show off the new WP plugin, Lightbox JS)

Happy Jeebus is way, way, way too creepy.

Step 1.) Release old videos of you acting like a tool on the internet.

Step 2.) Complete one or all of the following:

• Create a website to market some blazin’ gear.
• Get a cameo on a current video of someone else acting like a tool (make sure to retain your orginial “blaze”).
• Collect underpants.

Step 3.) Profit.

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What’s that you say? Blazin’ Hazen is your new favorite artist, but you are looking for something a little more “hard core”? Well my friends, you are in luck.

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I won’t put myself up on a pedestal with the Average Homeboy. However, I’m a microphone, 4-channel mixer, casio keyboard, and a learning disability short of being able to compete on this level.

I know what you are thinking….Is there room for another white rapper at the top? Vanilla Ice’s “To the Extreme” hasn’t left my CD player since ‘90, and recently someone mentioned that some guy named “M&M’s” is all the rage with the kids these days. Anyhoo, Average Homeboy Blazin’ Denny Hazen has it all. The rhymes, the look, and the drive to succeed. Without further adieu….

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This is a really simple flash game/animation, but it’s really funny. It’s about this girl, let’s call her Suzy. Well, for some unknown reason Suzy is falling from the sky, or toward some gravity source anyway. Thankfully, someone has scattered thousands of balloons to soften her fall. Some times she gets in a tight spot and can’t squeeze through; that’s where you come in. By clicking and holding on Suzy you can use your mouse to move her around and continue falling. I would recommend grabbing Suzy and swirling here around in a circle, then letting go. The program seems to really have a good grasp on gravity as Suzy will fly off in a parabolic projectile fashion until she slams into a bubble, then she’ll bounce around like a pinball and start falling again. It’s HiLarry.us.

Here is a link to the original website where I found it.

I have been MIA here for a bit because I have been working on Jason’s site, thecraftyasian.com.

It’s all set up now, except for one problem. We need some fortunes for the fortune cookie. When you go to the site, you will see the fortune cookie on the top right. Similar to my SNL random thoughts plugin, the cookie will give you a fortune every time you load the page. All I need now, are some funny fortunes. Leave your ideas in the comments of this post. Good ones will be featured on the site.

The SNL rap clique expanded this week, adding Natalie Portman to their roster. This trick’s only been a rapper for two days and already The Man is trying to shut her down:

“Lawyers for NBC televison network are seeking to have a Saturday Night Live parody rap video featuring actress Natalie Portman permanently removed from internet outlets that allow users to trade videos.

Portman performed a profanity-laced rap on Saturday, as she was the host of the long-running variety show. According to Fox News, the video received approximately 438,000 views on YouTube.com prior to being disabled on Monday.”

Well, bump that, I found the video and for those of you who were busy beating your wife, dog, or self Saturday night, click on the picture of the little boy below to see it.

I came across this in Google Video. It looks like the McDonald’s employees have a lot of time on their hands. At least they are not spitting in the burgers and peeing in the ice machine.

I ran across this gem on I Hate My Cubicle. It is very well done. Click the pic to check it out. Good find IHMC!