I came across this picutre of our illustrious leader on Yahoo! and thought of a new type of post, the Caption Competition. Let the games begin:

I thought of a couple, see if you can top them:

1. “Check, Please?”

2. “One up for B.I.G.”

3. “Pull my finger” - that one was so obvious, I had to get it out of the way now.

4. “Shhhhh… He’s listening”

your turn…

I have been waiting for this day my whole life. The new ten dollar bill has finally hit the streets. All the cool kids have ‘em.

The best part about this new $10, is that today, all over the United States, drug dealers will shun their customers in disbelief when they are handed this new bill.  Ah, junkies without drugs.  It puts a smile on your face.

So Tricky Dick has moved up on my favorite list. He was out hunting quail the other day when he thought to himself, “Hey, that looks like some fantastic fowl!” He aims his trusty Winchester true and fires! It is a direct hit.

Oh wait, it was actually some other guy he shot. A lawyer. And then he had a heart attack. (the lawyer, not Dick).

UPDATE: Dick has taken full responsibility for the shooting. Contrary to popular belief, he was not in fact, drunk. He did however admit to inhaling paint and listening to G.G. Allin (I suggest you don’t click that) before the incident. C’mon people - this sort of thing could happen to any of us.

So Iran like totally broke the seals on their uranium enrichment plant this week, and Bush and Condi were like “we totally saw that”. And then Iran was like, “we just want to enrich our unranium for civilian purposes”. And we were like “We have heard that one before, we know you are going to make some nuclear weapons.” And Iran’s like “OMG we are SO not going to do that”. So Condi is like “Yes you are and I’m telling the UN on you!” And Iran started freaking out and said “if you don’t trust us and try to send over you IAEA inspectors, we are totally not letting them in.” Se we were all like “Fine then, we will impose diplomatic sanctions on you! And Germany is not talking to you anymore either!”

George Bush humor has become so standard that I seem to get a new link every day. Just wanted to share a few of the better ones….

First off, there was a skit on the “Later than Late Show with Mr. Wick” or whatever the hell it is called. Looks like Georgie is hittin’ the ol’ whiskey bottle again….

Next we have a little Dubya and his pen pal TB put together to some music. Someone has too much free time on their hands.

And finally, I assume all of you have allready seen this, but here is a link to the newest JibJab. Check out their other videos - they are great.

Lots of rumors flying around about an all female 2008 presidential race. Is it really going to happen? Who knows.

Now with rumors of Cheney retiring under the Plame-CIA spy link investigation, Condi could be VP ASAP. What does this mean for us? Not much. Same lame-duck Bush camp until 2008. Then Condi vs. Clinton. The dems would have to put up Hillary to have any hope of taking on Rice. With two women running in ‘08, look for the lowest voter turnout in history!

Those crazy North Koreans and their nuclear ambitions! Kim Jongy Jong has finally publicized that DPRK has nuclear weapons and is going to abandon talks about dismantling their nuclear program. Surprisingly, the world “regrets” the fact that they have decided to abandon nuclear talks. Well most of the world “regrets”. No regret here. Did you expect something different? Haven’t we learned that diplomacy with crazy dictators doesn’t work? All they are doing is moving up the “soon to be a democracy” hit list. Hope you enjoy shopping at the Gap North Koreans! Maybe you aren’t next, but soon. It will be coming soon.

I know everyone is excited today. Who wouldn’t be on inauguration day. From this day forward, we will have George W. Bush to guide us into prosperity! Oh wait, he was at the helm for the last four years, and about the only thing he guided was the Jack Daniels down his gullet. But this time it will be different! Well will be invading Iran this term, and that those crazy cabinet posts will come with bright shining new faces!

Hmm….I wonder why so many new faces. Could it be they disagree with the way Bush is headed? Perhaps they, being in such high positions, know some things the rest of us don’t. Or maybe they just want to go into the private sector for more money! I mean they have seen what kind of frugal decisions go into those contracts. If the American people (yes, that is OUR money) are willing to shell out all of this money to waste with no repercussions, why not? If we don’t get some honest johns in Washington soon that money is going to dry up and we will be another has-been country. Unfortunately the desire to hoard power and money is human. MAybe I can kill two birds with one stone. I will invent a supercomputer that will govern all of us. It will be trustworthy, and I will make tons of money from the last overpaid government contact! John Connor will never take out my SkyNet!!!

Anyway, here is my graphical interpretation of the inauguration:

Who are you voting for and why?